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school Paddle or
(for naughty people)
Please note that the photo is similar to the paddle you will receive but
the grain of the wood will be slightly different
This implement used to be bought openly in the US (if you can find a place that sells them - "The Old School House" in St Augustine, Florida is one) and is often called an "Attitude Adjuster" and going by the amount I sell they are becoming more popular here in the UK too let alone the EU and Norway, Australia and, believe it or not, by the quantity I export to the USA and Canada interest is there too for quality punishment paddles.
Even now these are still used in some American schools (not all states) and if you were to see the principal and they had this on the desk, you would know your backside would soon be stinging!
However, make no mistake this not only looks painful - it can be!
This is 510mm long (18") long, 70mm wide and approx 16mm (⅝") thick and made from Pine - a pale white softwood, similar to Canadian Spruce, from a sustainable source.
It is machined round and smoothed so as not to damage the skin, hand sanded and finished with a coating of "cellulose sanding sealer" to bring out the beautiful natural wood grain and given 2 coats of durable and hygienic wipe clean Melamine for H&S reasons - it weighs about 300 grams (just over ½lb see note below) and this is what makes it so stinging and painful. If it were used as intended it leaves a very long lasting sting and possibly bruises !
The paddle blade covers a good area and it is light to handle therefore not much effort or strength is required to use it but remember this also allows it to accelerate faster and therefore the energy is displaced deeper over a wide area.
This is a fantastic paddle. It looks frighteningand is very very painful.
Ideal for fun, a conversation piece and a butter pat in an emergency? (no pun intended - US slang 'butt')
However, this is sold as a decorative item only & is not to be used for the purpose it was originally designed for.
However, you can use it for patting butter or building sand castles!
Would make a very "interesting" and "erotic" gift for those naughty friends of yours?
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**NOTE** This item is outside the Royal Mail™ size guidelines and therefore is classed as a PACKET.
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**NOTE** All overseas purchasers please consider "International Signed for™" or "AirSure™" (not available to all destinations) delivery - both are insured against loss and "Air Sure" is tracked. Currently the extra cost is £6.00 plus the standard airmail postage. Once an item is posted it becomes the property of Royal Mail™ and I cannot be held responsible for non-delivery or damage. I am told all export items leave the UK within 24 hours of posting - I always get a dated postal receipt for anything posted.
UK Buyers - if you choose to have recorded delivery or Special Delivery "Royal Mail™" will, eventually, compensate you for any loss.
This will be sent in a plain wrapper with only your delivery address and my return address on the reverse to any address you request in writing at time of ordering.
There will be no identification of contents on the package.
Please note that all export orders outside the EU will be declared as "Reproduction Old English Butter Pat"
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